May 20

The day you drink all the sprite cranberry you want bro, you don't get to share with no one ether.

Me: Aye you want a sprite cranberry
Him: yeah sure
Me: SIKE ITS MAY 20 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCH

by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 7, 2019

May 20

National I don't give a crap day

May 20:
*...*
"I dont give a crap"

by B̴r̴o̴o̴k̴i̴e̴ May 19, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 20

Cher's birthday, which means that if you were born this day you are blessed, should be an international holiday.

hey babe it's may 20th, wanna go out and celebrate cher's birthday?
yes of course!

by chergellxr September 5, 2020

May 20

Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.

"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"

by audreyww May 18, 2022

May 20

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022