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57.
Max
All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
Max
by Aleizi April 29, 2013
 
58.
max
a boy who is a player who all the girls want, he's sexy and fit and kind and a great kisser. he's a good boyfriend but a complete dickhead
girl one: omg look over there..

girl two: wow he's such a max
girl three: thats my boyfrind!
girl one and two: LUCKY!
by Th March 12, 2012
 
59.
max
To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.
She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.
by Max de Tran June 23, 2010
 
60.
Max
The cable box accompanied with Sasktel.
Why do you have Sasktel Max?
by Johnny Tohnny June 18, 2011
 
61.
Max
A boy who used to be the most amazing person in the world. A boy who used to make me laugh. A boy who never ever made me cry, except when he made a joke, then we would laugh till we did. A boy who has incredible hazel eyes that I used to think were honest. A caring person who has lost his way in life. A boy who broke my heart. An absolute jerk. Someone who can draw. Someone who never takes anything seriously, which used to be funny but is now immature and obnoxious. Someone who I lost before I had him. Someone who makes you think he's fallen for you, then goes and kisses your best friend. Someone who dumps you and then dates your best friend. Someone who you should stay away from unless you want to get hurt. Someone who lies. A heart breaker.
guy: why are you crying?
girl: because...
guy: is it max again?
girl: yep.
guy: well you're so pretty, he doesn't deserve you.
girl: i still love him.

max: HEYY GUYS!!! WHAT'S CRACKIN?
guy: can't you see she's crying?
max: yeah, so?
(max leaves)

guy: and you like him?

girl: yeah... :(
by wishingonastar June 05, 2011
 
62.
Max
verb More commonly known as maxing, is the action of jizzing your pants while you are freak dancing with an asian chick at a dance.
Dude lets go maxing!
by Ethan Litke May 19, 2008
 
63.
max
a piece of shit ass faggot
max: ur gay
you: you hang around guys in leotards. so straight.
by gee-oh March 04, 2013