To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.
She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.
verb More commonly known as maxing, is the action of jizzing your pants while you are freak dancing with an asian chick at a dance.
Dude lets go maxing!
A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.
GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.
a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.
He's so sweet! but he can be such a jerk! what a max.
V. to smash a toilet as a household responsibility.
N. someone whose primary chore around the house consist of smashing toilets
Adj. to the largest extent, huge;
Person 1: can that bangin chick make it to the sunday kegger?
Person 2: Not tonight boss, her parents have her maxing around the house all day.
Person 1: Dude that party last night was max!
A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.
Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.
A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp
Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.
Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.