"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."
by Frutamel Carozzo May 25, 2022
When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019
Son of Wim Vansevenant who was last in the most prestigious cycling race in the world, Tour de France, 3 times and who's now a farmer.
Mauri is a very talented Belgian cyclist that has a unusual style on his bike. He always works hard and never gives up, just like his teammate Yves Lampaert. Both riders are real West Flemish farmers and are very much loved and appreciated in West Flanders.
Mauri is a very talented Belgian cyclist that has a unusual style on his bike. He always works hard and never gives up, just like his teammate Yves Lampaert. Both riders are real West Flemish farmers and are very much loved and appreciated in West Flanders.
Did you know there are 2 farmers that are also proffesional cyclists and ride for the same team?
Really?
Yes, they're called Yves Lampaert and Mauri Vansevenant.
Oh I know them! Aren't they also teammates of Kasper Asgreen, the winner do the 2021 Tour of Flanders?
Yes, that's correct, they all ride for Deceuninck Quickstep.
Really?
Yes, they're called Yves Lampaert and Mauri Vansevenant.
Oh I know them! Aren't they also teammates of Kasper Asgreen, the winner do the 2021 Tour of Flanders?
Yes, that's correct, they all ride for Deceuninck Quickstep.
by Lampiegoat69 April 14, 2021
the school where everyone is either a preppy white lacrosse kid, a loud ghetto kid, or hates everyone there. but the football team demolishes every other school so it’s alright
by onjah17 November 11, 2019
consistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.
by leo "poldy" pold January 13, 2007
1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."
by scooter cake April 14, 2011
the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"
by Barold binger April 9, 2008