Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.
Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!
by richilbrium August 3, 2010
A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”
Hey, wanna play Kids Against Maturity
by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 5, 2020
A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.
"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."
by Slothguy August 25, 2009
A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.
'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'
by mousey1306 March 7, 2012
To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)
(also see Sexting)
Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.
by lani32518 January 2, 2009
One of the best Chat rooms on Ares, Hosted by Shay Kaye, and boasts a shit ton of regs...one of the regs of course is the all popular тקммสđмax who is also an admin in several other rooms as well
w00t Mature Friends Chat is poppin all the time theres always some interesting character to chat with
by [тקм]мสđмax August 30, 2008
Habib: Bro do you see Ahmed over there
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome
Kenneth: Yuh
Habib: I think he has mad Pre-mature Baller Syndrome
by digo_bone February 12, 2019