Matthew Collins

Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......

He knows that this turf is a weapon

and lives in the nortpotatoe

He is in family guy episode 3

OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?

Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum

OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...

OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now

is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h

Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.

Matthew Collins by mattie15 April 17, 2010

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Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

Matthew Collin Burden by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

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Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

Matthew John Collings by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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