Matteo

A small Italian midget who knows karate but can't beat up anyone.

Hey dude, stop trying! You're such a Matteo. Go away.

by PeppaSwag February 12, 2016

Matteo

a complete jerk who always gets rejected by girls with brown curly hair who's name is a flower

"Matteo sucks dick."

by grandpa4678197469 January 27, 2022

Matteo

Matteo is a type of guy so beautiful and he loves very much basketball. His friend's name probably starts whit D, A Or M. But chill down his don't has a gf but a girl who's name starts whit p love him so much. Oh I forgot, he's so simpy and you must be his friend.

Oh wow look at Matteo is very cute today.

by Aaaluip November 22, 2021

Matteo

he is mostly Italian his dick is as small as a pepperoni and he also likes to east pastaa

OH his dick so small like pepperoni he must be a Matteo

by I fuck ur mom December 13, 2018

Matteo

Small pp

U got small Pp pp is a pp dat boi goot matteo is small pp

by BenIsTheName March 6, 2020

Matteo

THE BIGGEST BOT EVER BUT HE CALLS MIMI A BOUGHT BUT SHE IS NOT ONLY MATTEO IS

Matteo is a bot

Oh ya but Mimi is not

No never

by Userrr November 20, 2018

Matteo

A stank-ass Pinoy dude that has a crush on every underaged Filipino girls.

He also cries in his sleep because of how lonely he is while watching Vtubers shake their asses.

"OH SHIT, IT'S MATTEO RUN!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S COMING TO RAPE MY ASSCHEEEKS!!!!!!"

by FUCKYOUMATTEO June 6, 2022