1 definition by FUCKYOUMATTEO

A stank-ass Pinoy dude that has a crush on every underaged Filipino girls.

He also cries in his sleep because of how lonely he is while watching Vtubers shake their asses.
"OH SHIT, IT'S MATTEO RUN!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S COMING TO RAPE MY ASSCHEEEKS!!!!!!"
by FUCKYOUMATTEO June 6, 2022
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