mattydawson 

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

mattydawson by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018

matthewson 

A very gay and flamboyant British man. Usually dating an Australian girl. Wears a tropical shirt at the pub and has a strong Southern accent. Pronounces words very exaggerated and is hated by 12 year old Californian girls.

"Look, he looks like a Matthewson!"
"Nah he isn't gay enough"

matthewson by depressedidahoe February 28, 2022

Mattason 

Loving, intelligent girl. But definitely a “cry baby” Hate hearing the word “no”. Loves to eat snacks. Loves daddy first mommy second.

Don’t be such a Mattason!

Mattason by anonymous October 4, 2022