Matt Chan

Sexy beyond sexy. A person who's sexiness surpasses many.

OMG. Did you see that guy? He was so Matt Chan

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how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

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1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.

Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?

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1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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