1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.
1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!
by megahax1337 June 22, 2011
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1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.
Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?
by 13333337777777 May 25, 2011
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