1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.
2. A belief of being sexy.
3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.
1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.
2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?
3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!
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