A small penis, normally around 1 inch.
Guy 1: can i see you penis
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
by Plungie January 17, 2014
Smart, funny, charming, and adorable. At first, he'll seem like he really cares about you, but after a week, he'll dump you for your best friend. Matt's usually are short, skinny band geeks with the most amazing brown eyes ever. Usually has a beautiful smile, and the sexiest voice in the world. They will say that they love you, and treat you like a princess. They usually tire of you quickly, and if you were stupid enough to believe their lies, your heart will get ripped to pieces. It is impossible to stop loving a Matt, no matter how much you hate him. A complete player that should never be trusted.
My last boyfriend was such a Matt, but I still love him.
by brokenbutwhole July 19, 2011
Nahere man fly away.
MattyB HomieG
by MattyB HomieG July 05, 2011
A Matt comes with incredible eyes and A1 graded kissing lips complete with lip ring. A Matt spends all his time and money in a frenzied state of euphoria on his throne using sticks to perform buzz rolls on round cylinders of various sizes while smashing tin plates at the same time to get his groove on. A Matt will bring you vegetarian food when neccessary or be the designated driver if needed. A Matt is a friend of the highest caliber. You will usually see a Matt with groupies hanging all over him which he considers nazzty. Matts reside in a state of oblivion with no clue about anything that goes on around them except the sight and sound of drum sets and drum music. A Matt has an uncanny abilty to make you laugh hysterically and to talk for hours about his random ahmazing interests and experiences. A Matt is a perfect combo of single stroke rolls, ruffs, and paradiddles. A Matt is a masterful combination of good looks, humor and sexiness all packed into a babyface giant package of superb drum skills.
Drummer 1: WOW now that is one heck of a Matt solo.
Drummer 2: I gotta get my Matt on like that wut wut yea.
by Lilydontknow February 11, 2010
the other half of a human being with a connection of minds with said person that increases with distance.
often capable of finishing the other person's sentences or thoughts.
more often that not denies their homosexuality
is able to become the person who he is the other half of.
Tyler- dude i just--
Matt- i kno i saw her at the same time
Tyler- its like-
Matt- her boobs are the size of your head i kno...
Tyler-...your so--
Matt- i am not gay or bisexual.
Tyler-...get out of my--
Matt- head? i cant u got half of my mind there bitch.
Tyler-....sonva
Matt-bitch!
by freestyler64 July 09, 2009
A faggot usually with no friends with a small penis. Sometimes very witty but never knows what's going on
Did you fuck him? Oh ya Matt has a small dick
by Ryan Calftroy October 02, 2014
An over confident virgin
Wow that dude is being a total Matt!
by Nauda May 28, 2014

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