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Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

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Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories

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Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things

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Caden Matson

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.

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a absolute hoe who thinks that they are perfect and are spoiled af and thinks she has friends but she does not and she is lonley.

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World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.

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Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

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