An male from Ontario who has migrated to Whistler as a man child for a ski season....and never left.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
A Mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, Pabst Blue Ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
Enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from Thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
Male 1: Hey did you see Mathies last night?
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
Male 2: Yeah he was black out drunk
Male 1: Was he with any one?
Male 2: He was with a group of male tourists
Male 1: What a Pouff
by egginawhole!!!! November 10, 2011
Maathee, Mathy, Matty; the mispronunciations are endless. Mathi's are ethnic and relatively good at math. Have a way with words but don't know how to act or speak irl. Lack common sense and personalities are stolen off twitter❤️
by firstmathi September 7, 2020
mathy likes to sing about pretty ponies.
this creature came from mars and now lives on earth.
she likes to dance naked and run around the city naked.
her future goal is to marry a priest
this creature came from mars and now lives on earth.
she likes to dance naked and run around the city naked.
her future goal is to marry a priest
by LA DE DA1234 August 30, 2008
One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 6, 2012
A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
by Vaporing July 9, 2018
Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.
by owltrader January 9, 2011
The best judge ever featured on TV.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.
Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010