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(v.) The act of finishing one's thought on a Facebook profile status update with a subsequent comment to onself, due to the limited character spaces allowed.
The Facebook profile update thingy only let me insert 420 characters in the box!!! But I have more to say. Now I have to Masturcommentate by posting another comment TO MYSELF in order to finish the thought that I started.
by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

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