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The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
by Nick November 10, 2002
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An orgy, all on your own.
I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.
by Elvo June 19, 2007
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when i got home on friday, i was thinking of edward cullen and his cold, wet things. Then i got really wet, needing something to get me over this, i slipped into bed, took off my underwear, and hoisted my legs up into the air, starting the masturbation process.

Then i rubbed my pussy, wondering how long i could tantalize myself before i would explode, then i started rubbing with two fingers, getting hornier. i slipped one finger in, but that wasn't enough. I slipped another in, then another. FInally i started the fingering, and then i rubbed my breasts, and started moving my fingers up and down instead of in and out. I could feel my breasts shaking as i was pleasuring myself. I cringed, my toes spreading, my back curling up. I went harder and faster, then slowing down, waiting a while, then i shook harder and faster and exploded into vaginal throbbing. My heart was racing and my breasts were tingiling, and my toes were uncurling. OH YES YES YES
by edwardisthesexistmanalive December 08, 2008
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cheating on your girlfriend without cheating.
ive manage to sleep with 20 girls and still keep my wife. thank you masturbation
by rfgbx9 December 28, 2009
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The act of having sex by yourself, sort of. Chances are someone in your vicinity is doing it at this very moment.
Masturbation should be king.
by captainfugu June 17, 2007
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give yourself a handjob by rubbing your hand up and down or inside (for women) your genitals.
masturbation is the greatest sex orgasm
by anal fucker May 01, 2008
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One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.
Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?
by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006
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