Mastahating 

Masturbating to someone you don't like.

I hate that bitch but hey shes hot! I might just start "mastahating" to her!

Mastahating by Some Arab Kid February 14, 2014

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

Masticating 

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

masturhating

The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.

Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.

masturhating by Admiral_A1 July 7, 2010

masticating 

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

masticating by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

masticating 

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

masticating by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017