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Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

Martinelli 

1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.

2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.
1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."

2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."
Martinelli by One cool Martinelli August 11, 2008

martinelli's 

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!
D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!
martinelli's by fastcr80 January 26, 2005

Martinelli 

Martinelli is the best winger of all time
Martinelli by young Spencer August 17, 2022

martinelli's toe 

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.
"Hey look, you have a martinelli's toe!"
martinelli's toe by nanobot95 September 8, 2010