Martian Tan

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.
Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?
Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.
Guy 2: NICE!!!

by Mr. McGoobers May 10, 2009

Wal-Martian

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.

"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"

by Sean Dronia October 25, 2007

Smash Martians

A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.

For mash... get Smash

by smasher December 20, 2003

mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.

Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.

by small head June 26, 2020

martian hoolahoop

A dance move where you move your hips in a circular motion with hand on your head

I think the "Martian Hoolahoop" is the best dance move

by Alex uwu December 25, 2016

Martian crayon

A joint, a spliff, a fattie, Mary Jane.

Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.

by Thew April 21, 2006

Embrace the Martian

Getting higher than you've ever gotten. Embracing the side of yourself that's normally subdued by sober reality and becoming one with something larger than yourself.

Hey man, come over tonight. Let's embrace the martian and cook gratuitous amounts of food!

by Dankrupt December 8, 2011