A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.
By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.
by andy March 17, 2004
To fix or make better than previously was.
I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!
by Raine June 07, 2004
Surely as much an epitome of the American Dream as Donld Trump? And fuck those SEC charges, that's all part of the American Dream.
I wish my dick was 3 inches longer so I could take on Martha Stewart.
by notapaki August 10, 2003
A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha
rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!
by s December 19, 2003