mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006

Mark Knopfler Syndrome 

The Mark Knopfler syndrome is, in musical circles, an occurrence when a musician is incredibly skinny and homely eventhough he is well off.

It references Dire Straits' frontman, because he was unbelievably skinny and homely, eventhough he was well off.

Joe over there must have Mark Knopfler syndrome. He is so skinny, yet his band is making it big.

Mark Knopfler Syndrome by George Felix February 8, 2015