Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
an idiot or extremely stupid person. origianlly used by the employees of Home Depot when talking about an item that was half-priced due to damage of said item.
2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high schoolteacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
When lyssaface gets hit by her angry psychoboyfriend. Also known as the "Jelly Donut." Having to suck penis which is shortly followed by a nice hard punch in the face.
Leadership, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, Personal Courage. Put all these words together and their true meaning and value, you have something that will be your best friend, only lover, and the most hard working diciplined loving individual you will ever be able to meet. Someone who knows when its time for fun, someone who splits his days so that everyone can see him and has time for family. Likes to lay in bed, hold her all night, rubbing her back and singing in her ear while she falls asleep. Wakes up to get the kids ready, then puts in a hards day work, and come right back to it all again! with love.
U.S. Army SGT(P) who is very lucky to have what the man upstairs gave him.
"man, why are you acting like "markowycz", your gonna get me in trouble with my wife"
"markowycz is outside cutting his lawn right after he got done working over time, and hes playing with the kids too".
"markowycz was able to fix everything in the house and he did it himself, smart guy or just someone i would like to get into his head to see how he does it all.