6 definitions by feed the dogs

Inglish

n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.

Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."

by feed the dogs January 17, 2021

Surfing

v. Having sex with a woman with little or no cleavage.

Dave: "Why did you break up with Liz?".

Mike: "She's as flat as a board. I don't like surfing dude."

by feed the dogs August 5, 2021

Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.

Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

pull around back

v. put it in my ass

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 5, 2021

dogito

n. A burrito prepared specifically for the consumption by a dog. Generally it contains only meat and cheese. Maybe some veggies, but nothing too spicy. It is designed to bring pleasure to the canine while the human also eats Mexican food.

When you go to Mighty Taco, don't forget to get Toby a dogito!

by feed the dogs May 10, 2016