Mari is a boy who is a little bit self centered but has a big heart rather than trying to fit in with others . He has lots of money , he's loyal , good looking, and also has an amazing sex drive .
I need me mari girl lol .
by Shelby923 April 19, 2017

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Mari is sooper cool and hot. Jk. She is a huge butt nugget and she is just the silliest.

Maris often are born with red hair and are sooper dooper tall. They are huge cakes of cake. They also have butt chins and bindis. They like to draw on magazines and generally vandalize public property. Maris are huge butts. They are dumb.

WATCH OUT!
AHMAHGAD! SOMEONE TOTALLY DREW ON MAH NOTEBOOK!

I bet you it was Mari. Chuckle chuckle.
by Tortellini February 03, 2013

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Acronym: Mysterious alcohol related injury
X: What the hell happened to your hand????
XX: I have no clue! I got wasted last night and pretty much just woke up with this M.A.R.I....
by Mark Chamberland January 21, 2007

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A petty ass female.
I know her, she used to date this pilot and he wasn't haven't it, so she started posting salty ass statuses on Facebook.

Damn, what a Mari.
by Sin Vergüenza July 16, 2016

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A M.a.r.i. is a mysterious alcohol related incident.
M.A.R.I. -pronounced as (mary).You go out drinking one night and you get a little drunk. The next morning you wake up and something is sore. You check your body out and you have a huge bruise or cut in a strange area. You try to remember this happening at some point last night and just can't figure it out. You are diagnosed with a M.A.R.I..
by Tattooed Lady Luck July 09, 2009

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NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.
"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
by MARISANDMAYA February 04, 2009

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1. a type of fish. found in wild rivers can be up to four feet long.

2. as slang can refer to a giant monster. this comes from the fish, and how big it is compared to other fish.
1. My dad caught a mari on our last fishing trip, the thing was huge.
2. That mari asked me out to prom, but he's so big and scary i don't want to go with him. he'll probably just take me to his cave.
by minom001 May 14, 2011

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