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Mariel Jones 

A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.
Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.
Mariel Jones by Tom Bellan February 25, 2009
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Lillie-Ann Marie Jones

Lillie-Ann is a great person she can make you laugh but she has a little hint of devil in her don’t mistake her for somebody else she can be the bet in the world but she can also be a brat
Lillie-Ann Marie Jones is the best

elijah marie jones 

a sexy ass dumbass uglyass stupid ass slow ass mean ass fat ass fine ass boy who’s mine & no one can have him cause he belongs to me and i don’t like sharing.
who’s elijah marie jones???

he belongs to yasmeen & she belongs to him

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts 

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts
Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

villa joeseph marie highschool

Villa joeseph marie highschool is a highschool located in horsem PA. It is an all girls catholic school. It is the home to spoiled brats who would be nothing without their daddy’s money. Everyone knows they only go their to flex their money on others. Villa is also filled with drama since all the hoes that go their are skanks who talk shit on each other.
I am so glad I decided not to go to villa joeseph marie highschool because it is the home to all the spoiled bitches.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026