A complete and utter cunt
Friend 1 - What you doing tonight?
Friend 2 - I'm seeing Marcus, do you want to come?
Friend 1 - No i don't, He's a cunt
by BigggmanTingz July 12, 2011
A Marcus is a fluffy teddy bear that dresses nicely everyday exempt fridays. A Marcus is very phat with a unusually small penis. A Marcus is always wrong no matter what he tries to convince you.
Hey! Whats up?
Oh you know just being a marcus!
ohhhhhh… Ill leave you alone then.
by Wyattg99 December 10, 2013
An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.
Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"
by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011
They smell of bad things but can be quite funny sometimes. I lied they are really annoying with there high pitch voices. No one likes them apart from their mums who even they want to kill them. They are also usually homosexual
That guys a real marcus
Wow im feeling reall marcusy right now
by S to the M Mcleod April 01, 2013
A man who dances with other men in a homo-erotic manner
I was just dancing on the pool table last night and that marcus had to come and ruin it for me!
by quintis April 02, 2011
A Fuck-Ugly twat who always has his collar up thinking hes 'cool' .Usually has his deformed ears pinned back.
1. That Marcus is a right twat
2. I know right
by ROBBAZ August 03, 2012
To get to the week before the last class, and then get forced into the online course.
"Olga Posse just forced that guy to pull a Marcus on the last day of classes, sucks to be him."
by Olga Posse' March 15, 2010
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