Manteling is when you poop
in your pants purposefully, then shimmy till it slides down to
your balls. After it slides down to your balls, you let it crust to make a
protective barrier around your testicles. This can be done several times
Person 1: Just started Manteling 2 weeks ago
Person 2: You Pussy dike, iv been mantel maxxing for 7 years
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Person 1: WHATS THAT SMELL DEAR GOD
Person 2: Just layering up the ol' mantel
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Person 1: *axe kicks to your nuts at
full force*
Person 1: *breaks there leg*
Person 1: DEAR GOD MY LEG
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NUTS MADE OUT OF
Person 2: *shits a little more*
