Any Instagram account run by a mom usually following lots of wine accounts, posting pictures of children, pets, or feet after a pedicure, and commenting things like "wow DEBBY! What a nice pic of your family! Miss the kids!"
I was scrolling through my feed my mom had posted a picture of her wine glass with the caption "After a long day🍷❤️". Her account is a total momstagram.
Generally a medical procedure perfomed on an aging 35-40 year old male couch slouch, preiviously diagnosed with an overwhelming case of the "scorp tits" (definition available via urban dic.) Examination is recomended to patient in the event of a lump or mass found in either "scorp" during self pleasure. Also recommended on aging body builders whom have found themselves spiraling out of control into "bitch tits".
Tungette told me while he was putting on his masturbation theatre swaray at the lake, he reached up with his free hand to caress his scorp tit. At the point of ejaculating in front of everyone he lost interest as he noticed a softball size mass. Dr. Scotty Smith immediatly recommended a managram.
When your mom gets and Instagram specifically to stalk you and judge your friends. She may also compare you to your friends and say stuff like, "Look at that guy you should be more like him." She may also follow various organization accounts to inspire her. She will find many ways to find you on social media and then after that she will make a fake Twitter to follow you.