Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"
Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
November 22, 2012