3 definitions by sEaKm

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Turkey Turds are the massive gravy poop you take the day after thanksgiving once everything is digested. The remnants of Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Stuffing, Green Beans, and Beer. Also will include full pieces of corn. Usually consisting of 3 full waves over 15 minutes, the Turkey Turd can take an extreme toll on the body.
Matt "Dude where'd you go? You were gone for like 20 Minutes"

Sam "I just took a massive turkey turd."
by sEaKm November 22, 2012

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The act of sitting on another's face in the Tebow position and placing your balls in their mouth.
"That chick last night was such a Gators fan she wanted me to Tebow Teabag her last night.
by sEaKm September 04, 2013

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Manstagram is the act of a man taking a faux instagram picture. The Colors are distorted and there is almost always partial nudity.
Jon "I sent a picture of myself shirtless covering my chest to Angela"

Sam "Nice manstagram"
by sEaKm December 01, 2012

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