Manosed 

Term referring to the film Manos: The Hands of Fate, a film generally regarded as one of the worst ever made. The phrase is used in regards to something really unfortunate happening to a person.

Dude, that chick you just made out with is a man. You just got Manosed.

I'm sorry your car was vandalized in the church parking lot. Just goes to show you can never tell when you're going to get Manosed.

Manosed by jmoney1776 March 2, 2009

manosexual 

Someone who believes that a mate is unnecessary when they can pleasure themselves with their hands.

After multiple failed relationships, Jennifer decided to become manosexual and not rely on a man or woman for pleasure anymore.

manosexual by rbrown601 February 8, 2009

Manosexual 

The orientation of someone who doesn't need intimacy or a relationship because they're hand can, "get them where they need to be."

"I don't need a boyfriend right now; my friends give me the 'companionship' and my right hand gives me the initimacy..."

"So you're manosexual?"

"Yeah, basically..."

Manosexual by mozillaLOVE February 15, 2009

manosecond 

the amount of time it takes a guy to look for something he lost before giving up.

frank lost his keys and looked for them for a manosecond before he called me to find them for him

manosecond by sara withoutanh October 21, 2010

Magnosed 

To be baited on CS:GO

LOL! You just got Magnosed.

Magnosed by addtor October 28, 2017

Mangsed 

When you press your dick against someone’s butt and smell their hair

Dude yesterday i mangsed jessica, i did it while she was sleeping tho, luckily she didn’t wake up!

Mangsed by SnackTimeMinerva September 13, 2020

Mangsed 

When you press your dick against someone’s butt and smell their hair
(This was infact done by the Youtuber Mangs)

Dude yesterday i mangsed jessica, i did it while she was sleeping tho, luckily she didn’t wake up!

Mangsed by SnackTimeMinerva September 13, 2020