Old definition: The family of chokers. As of 2005, nobody from the Manning Family had ever even appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
New definition: The family that took ownership of the New England Patriots from Bob Kraft.
The Manning family, namely Eli and Peyton, has pwnage of the New England Patriots now, as both have beaten them on the way to winning Super Bowls. Nobody can make fun of them for being chokers anymore.
by Devveyovich July 11, 2008
First we have Father Milk Man. Father Milk Man is equivalent of a God. He is all our Father. Father has his own bible. Father is it’s own religion. I worship father.
The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.
Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)
Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.
Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.
Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence
Jason is a mini-memer.
Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.
The Milk Man Family consists of one actually birthed child, Elena. Then we have the adopted children Nico, Evian, Noah, Jason, and Megan.
Nico, also goes by nicHOE, nicotine is so cool. She is very hot. she can make you come back for more if you know what i mean :,)
Elena, also goes by sebha, sebHOE or Noah’s girlfriend is as asian as it gets. she is tall and her spirit animal is a panda. She is also the only birthed child, making her the ultimate humanoid.
Evian, Ivan, or vodkuhhh is a lesbian dyke that nobody likes except for a- never mind.
Noah, pierce, noHOE, or fence is the ultimate gay fence
Jason is a mini-memer.
Megan, cookiemegi is a musically E-girl God.
by billi06 February 5, 2019
the milk man family consists of seven holy people.
first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.
next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.
megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli.
pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry.
evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.
those are all the godly milk man family members so far
first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.
next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.
megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli.
pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry.
evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.
those are all the godly milk man family members so far
by lesbianvodka February 5, 2019
A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
by imtheonlysane1here October 31, 2010
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019
A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)
2.(rent the movie)
by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003