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A human being that is physically and mentally retarded, an unseasoned cabbage
Yo dude I think that guy has herpes.
Ah yes, must be that mankie Dan brought along with us.
mankie by BobRossss October 5, 2020
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A Mankie is a Mankeerat that you have captured as your significant other. They are a very special species who love to work but will always put you first. However, beware before capturing a Mankeerat as your Mankie, know that they come with a lot of banter and a mildly severe case of separation anxiety.
Mankie is always cheered up with chocolate icecream.
Mankie by zmaeye February 13, 2024

Walk For Mankind

A fundraiser in the 70's where a person gets pledges of $ for the amount of miles they walk. It's a 22 hour walk. People put out water, hoses, apple juice & donuts for the walkers.
I did the Walk For Mankind in 8 hours with no previous training & my feet were so sore but at least I completed it!
Mankees are native New Yorkers who have an incoherent sense of importance and ability. They believe that they are the reason why New York City is a great place, even though they haven't made any actual contributions to it. They usually have never left The 5 Boroughs but have a strong opinion that nowhere else is better than New York. They usually think that they are the toughest and smartest people in the room 99.9% of the time. Not specific to any particular demographic, as they come in all shapes, sizes, socioeconomic backgrounds, genders, ages, and races. It is a portmanteau of the words Monkey and Yankee.
One time a chick at the bar told me she could tell that I'm not from New York, and I said thank god because the last thing I want to do is be associated or confused with Mankees. Because we all know Mankees are delusional AF!
Mankees by Option A or B July 16, 2019

Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"
If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.
Anthony Mackie by Rhiannon Marx September 10, 2018

The God-Emperor of Mankind 

A twelve foot tall badass from the 41st millennia intent on universal domination under the Imperial truth who rapes stars systems for his day job
Holy shit is that The God-Emperor of Mankind?
No, that's the sun.
Heretic.