Manhattan Steamer

Not to be confused with a Manhattan Steamroller, the Manhattan Steamer is when you enter the bathroom after someone has just "Logged off" only to be hit in the face by a stench wave and a toilet full of steaming man log.

I had to log off in the garden this morning, Johnny had left a manhattan steamer that could make your eyes bleed!

Manhattan Steamer by Magaz November 4, 2012

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Manhattan Steamroller

n. The act of preforming a Cleveland Steamer and shortly thereafter wiping your ass across the bridge and off the tip of your parner's nose.

Dude, I gave her the ol' Manhattan Steamroller last night and it took a half hour for her to scrub it all off!

Manhattan Steamroller by Tenacious G January 30, 2005

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Manhattan Steamroller

The upgraded form of the Cleveland Steamer. Its where a person lays face up on the floor and another person, preferably who has diarrhea, waddles across the person on the floor's body.

Her: Hey big boy, why don't you give me a Cleveland Steamer.

Him: How about I give you a Manhattan Steamroller instead?

Her: What's that?

Him: Stay right there, let me go down some taco bell and I'll show you!

Manhattan Steamroller by Psudokai August 25, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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