Term used to describe a person with extremely messed up teeth, such as sharp and broken teeth or teeth that point in all directions. Usually refers to a male with a reputation for liking to perform cunilingus or a lesbian.
Guy #1 : So I was going down on her last night -
Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?
Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?
Guy #2 : Right. Continue.
Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?
Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?
Guy #2 : Right. Continue.
by blackholepcs July 7, 2009
Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy
Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful
Paul: What Was It!?
Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.
Paul: What Was It!?
Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.
by D35 November 29, 2009
Your a wee moist mangler
by Creamy joe January 14, 2015
When the penetrating sex partner crosses index finger and middle finger as one pair and ring finger and pinky finger as second pair and inserts the pair of fingers into vagina and anus. Bonus if the thumb stimulates the clit simultaneously.
by Eyeballed March 8, 2023
Rolling the pinky finger up to the middle finger on top of each other and using them to stimulate the clitoris
by Alaskarox October 5, 2017
A person who thinks they can play an instrument or sing, but proceeds to mangle/destroy the piece/song attempted.
by Tepmurt June 20, 2015
by DrSauce October 30, 2022