man mayonnaise
man mayonnaise by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.
Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."
man mayonnaise by TehMonny April 14, 2007
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Mayonnaise Man
(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Mayonnaise Man by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
Mayonnaise Man
(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.
Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.
Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.
Mayonnaise Man by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017
mayonnaise man
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
mayonnaise man by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022
Mayonnaise Man
A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
Mayonnaise Man by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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