Craig: "Dude, the condom broke when you were jamming me in my ass. I'm pregnant."
James: "Aww, foreals? We're having a fagbaby?"
Craig: "I guess so, unless I get an abortion or shit it out."
James: "Let's name him Garbagecan."
1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.
2) In addition to #1, they suck.
Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."