by pantsville June 1, 2018
Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.
Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding
Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?
The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.
by CommanderFatManPants July 24, 2010
tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.
Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
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D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.
by fatmanpants November 30, 2008
Alright Andy, are youbuying those dead mans pants?" "Why not hey, don't care if they came straight of the corpse la." "But there fucking red lid!!! You look a twat
by birko23 March 10, 2011
in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.
your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...
by Blisteredcanker September 4, 2010