god (this is also referred in a j. cole song) god
man: "you got lucky, thank the man upstairs"
friend: "your right"

J Cole's singers:" so everyday i thank the man upstairs just for you and me G.O.M.D"
by karla Avila garcia March 5, 2016
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noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.
Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.
by Colte the Pirate January 11, 2007
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A voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.
You better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.
by Dusted September 10, 2006
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A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.
Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!
by melchizedek70x7 November 14, 2013
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Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!
by Plushplush February 13, 2010
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