Jon squirted his man cream right into Lisa's eye
by Jamaulia April 27, 2006
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Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.
Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.
by Obey December 15, 2007
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A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....
by a tru LAD August 9, 2011
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Yo check it out it’s cream man!
Cream man: wussup!
Sokon4174: sometimes you just gotta respect your rivals.
by Sokon4174 March 8, 2021
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An absolute buffoon, That tries to make a valid argument but fails instantly by repeating every damn word.
Cream man: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?? “omg you are a retard” NO YOU MY G
Sokon4174: k.
Eyebell: can you stop repeating the same lines like a retard?
by Sokon4174 February 19, 2021
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