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Mamaroneck Highschool 

The only public school that kids living in Larchmont and Mamaroneck can go to. Known for its open campus, excessive amounts of clubs/extra curricular activities, and academic programs. In athletics Mamaroneck's baseball team won states in 08/09. Has a great field hockey/Tennis teams, terrible football team, average everything else. The school has one of the best music programs in the tri-state area. Still suffers from basic school problems like no budget (despite the ridiculously high property taxes), lack of student parking, and terrible tenured teachers. Has a very large population of Jews and Latinos alongside the standard white christians, but few blacks. Most are wealthy and have cars which they attempt to find nearby parking for. The majority of students are generic prepy kids who wear nice cloths or t-shirts with jeans or shorts. According to a single survey given in 2006, Mamaroneck high is #1 in the state and #2 in the country for drinking (bullshit). Many smoke pot regularly but not everyone. Kids at Mamaroneck high are educated in safe sex and therefore arent too stupid to use a condom (most of the time), resulting in few teen pregnancies. Mamaroneck students almost all graduate and most go higher end schools spread around the country for undergrad.
Average Mamaroneck Highschool conversation:
Boy: "Hey we both have 3rd period free. Want to go across the street to Walters Hot Dogs for lunch?"
Girl: "No thanks i have to go to the library and study for AP biology."
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Mamaroneck Highschool 

The crappiest highschool ever.

Everyone (except for the preps) smokes POT.
Everyone drinks
its a disgusting school filled with low lives.
Ghetto ass bitches up in there too
Bitch where do you think you live ?

You live in mamaroneck not the bronx alright? Get a fucking reality check.
People think that they are so cool because they smoke POT

Wait in ten years and see where everyone is. Fucking homeless on the street.
Read this and take my advise
Dont go to mamaroneck highschool because its the most ratty ass place i have ever been to in my life
And then all the preps are now trying to be badass and smoke one cigg for 10 people. Give me a fucking break thats not cool
If your going to do it do it right .
population of people are all assholes
Nicki - hey you guys this kid that i love with blonde hair has one cigg and this is a perfect time since we are at the pep rally at mamaroneck highschool!!
Rachel - Sure i will take a hit!! Im so neurvous!
Noah- *this is gonna be good, i wonder if i am gonna get any ass tonight from nicki*
Blonde kid- Lets light it up!

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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