Malthusiasm 

Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.

She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.

Malthusiasm by Thameron December 31, 2008

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Malthusian Fumble 

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

Malthusian Fumble by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

neo-Malthusian 

Neo-Malthusians claim that there is no possibility for humanity to face and handle this problem, which will cause that we will go back to the roots and start traveling with horses again, as they believe humans are to fucking stupid to create and invent some other opportunity.

Oil will un out, therefor neo-malthusians will say, "fuck that shit we will have to start working again, as we humans are to fucking stupid to find a other way"

neo-Malthusian by LegitXaidia November 25, 2013

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism 

Population control thanks to a collective overconfidence in personal intelligence of a populace.

Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism by svenjamie March 22, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004