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Maslow's hierarchy of needs 

A pyramid of human needs created by Maslow. It explains the needs of humans from the basics to the complex.

1st: Physical Survival Needs- Water, Food, Shelter, Sleep, Health, Sex
2nd: Safety and Security- Physical Safety, Economic Security, Freedom From Threats, Comfort
3rd: Social Needs- Acceptance, Group Membership, Association, Love
4th: Self Esteem- Important Projects, Recognition of Strengths and Intelligence, Prestige and Status
5th: Need for Self-Actualization- Challenging Projects, Opportunities for Innovation and Creativity, Learning
High Schoolers and young adults have a very hard experience trying to maintain 3 in Maslow's hierarchy of needs and above because most parents hate their kids. Most parents, on the other hand, raise their self esteem and feel accomplished when they shit on their kids lives.
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Mallow Sandwich 

When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.
I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.
Mallow Sandwich by Nursejake January 3, 2021

Malloy's Law

When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
Malloy's Law by Pope Gambrinus December 10, 2020

mallow scorcher 

Instead of roasting a marshmallow to a golden brown, the mallow scorcher incinerates the marshmallow intentionally by sticking it directly into the flames of a campfire.
You have no campfire mallow finesse or skills! You’re a mallow scorcher!
mallow scorcher by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! 

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

Mellow Bird's 

Mellow Bird's is a popular granular coffee brand that made it's debut in the 1970's, and subsequently made a resurgence in 2025 when social media users began talking about it and getting social media creators to say it for comic effect
Do you drink Mellow Bird's?

No but I saw someone ask Cheryl Fergison if she drinks it on TikTok live
Mellow Bird's by kathyprice2007 January 31, 2025

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down