A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.
Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.
by rk3000 August 8, 2005
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The original gender despite what some people will try to make you believe the first female came from a the first males rib
Unlike third wave feminists will try to make you believe most males are not jerks and think rape is okay
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A blessed species that doesn't have to deal with stupid periods every month
girl:Ugh My cramps hurt so much
male:I'm so lucky to be a male
by ThePurpletopianArmy May 27, 2016
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A human with a third leg that does most of the thinking for them.
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The word male is used to describe where a females income comes from.

A Girls says to friend, “can your wallet not come clubbing with us again?”
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The deepest form of hating possible.

All time hater.
To hate to an extent that out ways any other form of hating.
The God of haters
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The act of bumming. First used in apartment J3, the word was coined by by El Jefe Suave. Usually, especially if used by Tony, the word is accompanied by a particularly soft gesture; the touching of the tips of the index fingers, and pulling a queer face (again, mainly Tony).
"Tony, you're not going to spend another night going hard in the male to male exchange stakes? Again?"
"We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!"
"I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"
by J3Insider November 3, 2011
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