Definitions by J3Insider
Old Man River
Describing somebody as an Ol' Man River may seem lighthearted, but it can be a profound and deeply offensive slur. It denotes a certain air of premature decrepitude, of abandoned dreams and failed goals, of a life without youth, born into middle-agedness, and an adolescence as exciting, fun, and fulfilling as the average octogenarians visit to the doctor's office.
"Dylan is such an Old Man River! Male to male exchange is really his only active hobby."
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
"Where's Debra Heart?" "Sleeping like Old Man River in there."
"Hey, you know that awkward-euro ginger kid that works at OVT?" "Yeah, that's Old Man River!"
Old Man River by J3Insider November 4, 2011
Male to Male Exchange
The act of bumming. First used in apartment J3, the word was coined by by El Jefe Suave. Usually, especially if used by Tony, the word is accompanied by a particularly soft gesture; the touching of the tips of the index fingers, and pulling a queer face (again, mainly Tony).
"Tony, you're not going to spend another night going hard in the male to male exchange stakes? Again?"
"We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!"
"I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"
"We caught Dylan and Robert red-handed in their room, engaging in some extreme male to male exchange!"
"I heard that Old Man Joan River isn't sleeping in his room all day as previously suspected. He's sneaking Tommy in for some M2MX!"
Male to Male Exchange by J3Insider November 3, 2011