Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 20, 2014
" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."
by Blight Hatred September 6, 2014
by Webb Davis September 6, 2014
by Not Gus Fring September 22, 2014
1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
by frito1 January 17, 2019
A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.
I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.
Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.
Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.
by Moon Wynx May 6, 2021
by john cohen_ December 9, 2021