(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.
Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.
Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.