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maldivian holiday 

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.
chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.

Maldivian gratitude 

Someone who betrays a person who has helped them during their time of need without any selfish motivation.
Person 1: How can he betray me after all I have done for him?
Person 2: I don't know, man. That's such an Maldivian gratitude.
Maldivian gratitude by anonymous January 12, 2024

Maldiva syndrome 

Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.
Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.

Malkavian 

Even other Damned fear the Malkavians. The cursed blood of their clan has polluted their minds, with the result that every last Malkavian across the world is incurably insane. What's worse, a Malkavian's madness can take nearly any form, from overpowering homicidal tendencies to near-catatonia. In many cases, there's no way to tell a Malkavian apart from the "sane" members of other clans. Those few whose psychoses are immediately obvious are among the most terrifying vampires to stalk the streets.
Malkavian by tehwofl October 2, 2003

Magic Mono Malivindi 

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.
Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

maldición 

A very basic and bland curse in many forms of Spanish, considered mild and not very offensive. Used from minor incidents to injuries or suprise.
Maldición! Nothing ever works right...
Whoa... Maldición... that was nuts!
maldición by Nixion October 25, 2006