Malcolmitis 

N. An unofficial disease contracted by everyone at some point. Symptoms may include drowsiness, aches and pains, and accelerated aging.

See also Malcolmish

Associate: I can't come into work today.
Manager: Why not?
Associate: Oh, I've contracted Malcolmitis.
Manager: Oh my god...Well you just stay home, I can't have you working while you're malcolmish.

Malcolmitis by Lee3PO September 30, 2005

Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.

Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"

Marcolitis by alexpreite May 25, 2017