A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
Malachi is a nonce
by Joseph youngsta January 10, 2022
Malachi is a straight non homosexuel faggot. He has a gargantuan chode and likes ti rub it on his sleeping homies face. (They kinda like it). ALSO he has fatal testicularis brain aids. HE IS ALSO MAD AUTISTIC, i meant artistic and likes to draw little drawings of little people doing little people things and rub his little person on the drawings
by Your therapist May 17, 2023
by Reallygooddabber November 26, 2019
Use to not get ho's but now they surrounding him 24/7. Funny asf will make u laugh ge might steal your girl but he dates thots. Has morals isn't evil and the ladies luv him. He retarded tho. Has rap skills and roasts tho 2.
"Damn Malachi just stole my gf" "He only dates thots call him Malachi" "Maitlin leave my room" "No Nigga gtfo b4 I call chioma to suck yo d" "Stfu maitlin your annoying u hang around that weird Alyssa I mean who tf would build a fort" "Shut yo ugly ass up Malachi chioma aint even wit u no more" "Maitlin ion want her She's a thot I will roast her ass so hard she gonna be lookin like burnt charcoal" "Omg Malachi your the best big bro"
by Yobootyeaterguy October 4, 2019
Malachi is the greatest person ever. he is so funny he is the best to be around with. you guys need to find your self a Malachi. they can be the bestest friend or boyfriend.
you need a Malachi in your life.
by barajas07 October 22, 2019
An incredibly caring person, who has a love for pokemon, astonishingly blue eyes, plays lead guitar, and an amazing kisser. Will always have your back at whatever you do.
by KPANDMT<3 February 5, 2010