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1 definition by PolarBarrett69

 
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A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
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