Mahomo

A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share

Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks

by Bobby block August 31, 2019

Mahomo

A nickname given to popular NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes by butt-hurt haters who's favorite team has probably been shredded by the Kansas City Chiefs at some point during Pat's career.

Mahomo is so overrated. Tom Brady is literally his father.

by TheNickstar July 20, 2021

Patrick Mahomo

A handgun, specifically of great caliber

Fuck this shit, hand me the Patrick Mahomo.

by William Moates February 26, 2021